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Never argue with a woman who is menstruating it won't be her blood all over the floor

Never argue with a woman who is menstruating it won't be her blood all over the floor Actual Advice Mallard
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wait until you've saved enough for the wedding and honeymoon you want You have a lifetime together after the wedding... why rush?

wait until you've saved enough for the wedding and honeymoon you want You have a lifetime together after the wedding... why rush? Actual Advice Mallard
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if you drive with weed in your car keep it in the damn trunk

if you drive with weed in your car keep it in the damn trunk Actual Advice Mallard
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someone doesn't understand how they got a virus explain "even the world's best driver can get a flat tire"

someone doesn't understand how they got a virus explain
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On the first day of school No one wants to write a story about summer break, and they really won't want to share it in front of people they hardly know.

On the first day of school No one wants to write a story about summer break, and they really won't want to share it in front of people they hardly know. Actual Advice Mallard
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politicians only care about losing votes if you want them to listen to you, enroll to vote

politicians only care about losing votes if you want them to listen to you, enroll to vote Actual Advice Mallard
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If a business offers you a free subscription dont take it. They usually will automatically bill you after the subscription expires and not give you contact information.

If a business offers you a free subscription dont take it. They usually will automatically bill you after the subscription expires and not give you contact information. Actual Advice Mallard
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one glass of water per shot no hangover

one glass of water per shot no hangover Actual Advice Mallard
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Ctrl + shift + esc on Windows = command +alt + esc on Mac

Ctrl + shift + esc on Windows = command +alt + esc on Mac Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate Religion? You worship other things the same way, think about it

Hate Religion? You worship other things the same way, think about it Actual Advice Mallard
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