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If you have a cold or the flu Chop an onion and leave in the room with the sick person

If you have a cold or the flu Chop an onion and leave in the room with the sick person Actual Advice Mallard
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Put toilet paper in the water before you poop It prevents the water from splashing back up

Put toilet paper in the water before you poop It prevents the water from splashing back up Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to get rid of a boner use your hand

If you need to get rid of a boner use your hand Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to get laid... ... Never mind, that will never happen

If you're about to get laid... ... Never mind, that will never happen Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you start a comment by saying "I don't mean to sound racist but..." ITs racist

IF you start a comment by saying
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walking alone in a bad neighborhood at night? don't.

walking alone in a bad neighborhood at night? don't. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never go full retarded

Never go full retarded Actual Advice Mallard
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Want karma? use a mallard and say anything.

Want karma? use a mallard and say anything. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not use your favorite song for your alarm you will end up hating it after a week

Do not use your favorite song for your alarm you will end up hating it after a week Actual Advice Mallard
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Women lie Wear a condom.

Women lie Wear a condom. Actual Advice Mallard
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