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when you scratch your itchy asshole through your pants and underwear and your finger stinks...you need a shower if it only stinks when just through the underwear, you're probably good on your hygiene for another 12 hours Ehh, What am I saying?..if your as

when you scratch your itchy asshole through your pants and underwear and your finger stinks...you need a shower if it only stinks when just through the underwear, you're probably good on your hygiene for another 12 hours Ehh, What am I saying?..if your as  Actual Advice Mallard

enough Ms Kagna you a duck

enough Ms Kagna you a duck
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When waiting for a youtube video to buffer press the down arrow to play snake

When waiting for a youtube video to buffer press the down arrow to play snake  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button - You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly Or you can do like the rest of us and right-click the clock and select "Task Manager"

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button - You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly Or you can do like the rest of us and right-click the clock and select

want to listen to a youtube song on repeat? type "repeat" after the "www.youtube" in the url

want to listen to a youtube song on repeat? type

if a girl you know posts to gonewild don't say anything so she keeps posting

if a girl you know posts to gonewild don't say anything so she keeps posting  Actual Advice Mallard

When going #2 in a public restroom, put some toilet paper in the bowl first It will dampen the fall of your poop, and help avoid unnecessary splashback

When going #2 in a public restroom, put some toilet paper in the bowl first It will dampen the fall of your poop, and help avoid unnecessary splashback  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy your fitted bed sheet one size bigger It makes putting it on a piece of bread

Buy your fitted bed sheet one size bigger It makes putting it on a piece of bread  Actual Advice Mallard

always feel too tired to jog? regular cardio gives you more energy overall

always feel too tired to jog? regular cardio gives you more energy overall  Actual Advice Mallard

there is no bone in the boner but trust me, it can break

there is no bone in the boner but trust me, it can break  Actual Advice Mallard
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