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what if i told you my bill is a fox

what if i told you my bill is a fox Actual Advice Mallard
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Your last words in the execution chamber should be "I'd like to confess to all those murders no one knows about"

Your last words in the execution chamber should be
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Using your vehicles turn signals when driving Can avoid confusion and accidents on the road.

Using your vehicles turn signals when driving Can avoid confusion and accidents on the road. Actual Advice Mallard
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Date girls with multiple tattoos They can handle pain and are usually good in bed

Date girls with multiple tattoos They can handle pain and are usually good in bed Actual Advice Mallard
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If it isn't oc its probably a repost

If it isn't oc its probably a repost Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to nightclub leave your credit card home

If you are going to nightclub leave your credit card home Actual Advice Mallard
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When buying a band shirt Know at least 5+ songs from that band

When buying a band shirt Know at least 5+ songs from that band Actual Advice Mallard
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Always wait 5 minutes before responding to a text that way, if they ask to meet up and you need to think of an excuse, it isn't obvious

Always wait 5 minutes before responding to a text that way, if they ask to meet up and you need to think of an excuse, it isn't obvious Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want the teacher to name you for an answer Just don't move and pretend to take notes.

If you don't want the teacher to name you for an answer Just don't move and pretend to take notes. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go on cruises Go on a paddle boat ride and feed the ducks instead

Don't go on cruises Go on a paddle boat ride and feed the ducks instead Actual Advice Mallard
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