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Be nice to your waiters/waitresses The nicer you are to them, the nicer they are to you. If you're a rude prick, they won't go out of their way to help you.

Be nice to your waiters/waitresses The nicer you are to them, the nicer they are to you. If you're a rude prick, they won't go out of their way to help you. Actual Advice Mallard
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The best way to enjoy reddit is to not post that way you won't cry after every downvote and "witty" grammar correction

The best way to enjoy reddit is to not post that way you won't cry after every downvote and
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Buy an aloe vera plant when applied, it soothes burns almost instantly

Buy an aloe vera plant when applied, it soothes burns almost instantly Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use your real address for your GPS home location If stolen, robbers will know exactly where you live and that you are not home

Don't use your real address for your GPS home location If stolen, robbers will know exactly where you live and that you are not home Actual Advice Mallard
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Make Basil tea It helps ease the pain/discomfort accompanied with periods.

Make Basil tea It helps ease the pain/discomfort accompanied with periods. Actual Advice Mallard
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When writing poetry make sure to include figurative language Your teacher will notice it and give you a better grade for being clever

When writing poetry make sure to include figurative language Your teacher will notice it and give you a better grade for being clever Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL THEY WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE

NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL THEY WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE Actual Advice Mallard
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don't listen to a fucking duck about what to do for your wedding and future

don't listen to a fucking duck about what to do for your wedding and future Actual Advice Mallard
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The trick to getting people to like you Is to like them first

The trick to getting people to like you Is to like them first Actual Advice Mallard
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Manually set the clock of your phone forward it will trick the app into replenishing your lives

Manually set the clock of your phone forward it will trick the app into replenishing your lives Actual Advice Mallard
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