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Big companys use automatic key word finders when you send in your resume/CV/ Change the font size to the smallest possible and change the colour to white. The system will find the words and the employer is none the wiser.

Big companys use automatic key word finders when you send in your resume/CV/ Change the font size to the smallest possible and change the colour to white. The system will find the words and the employer is none the wiser. Actual Advice Mallard
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To clean your glasses, wash your hands with soap then put soap on your finger and scrub your glasses gently then rinse

To clean your glasses, wash your hands with soap then put soap on your finger and scrub your glasses gently then rinse Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're underage, you can rape any adult without consequence They'll be charged with statutory rape instead

If you're underage, you can rape any adult without consequence They'll be charged with statutory rape instead Actual Advice Mallard
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if your kid can buckle himself into his car seat buy a new one, it's only a matter of time before he learns to unbuckle it too

if your kid can buckle himself into his car seat buy a new one, it's only a matter of time before he learns to unbuckle it too Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are a girl who's dieting bench press so your boobs stay big

If you are a girl who's dieting bench press so your boobs stay big Actual Advice Mallard
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Download a messenger app that only you and your significant other use You won't ever have to worry about sexting a picture to your family, again

Download a messenger app that only you and your significant other use You won't ever have to worry about sexting a picture to your family, again Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU OWE YOUR FRIEND MONEY, PAY THEM BACK WITH EXTRA MONEY THE EXTRA MONEY IS WORTH KNOWING THAT THEY ARE AN HONEST FRIEND AND YOU CAN TRUST THEM IF THEY GIVE YOU BACK THE EXTRA

IF YOU OWE YOUR FRIEND MONEY, PAY THEM BACK WITH EXTRA MONEY THE EXTRA MONEY IS WORTH KNOWING THAT THEY ARE AN HONEST FRIEND AND YOU CAN TRUST THEM IF THEY GIVE YOU BACK THE EXTRA Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a peeling sunburn, buy an exfoliating face wash and use it on the peeling part. It will quickly remove the dead skin and leave your skin feelings soft.

If you have a peeling sunburn, buy an exfoliating face wash and use it on the peeling part. It will quickly remove the dead skin and leave your skin feelings soft. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to get empty cases from RedBox Stop showing everybody in r/gaming how to steal the games!

If you don't want to get empty cases from RedBox Stop showing everybody in r/gaming how to steal the games! Actual Advice Mallard
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You're always gonna take it up the ass in life it's your choice whether to lubricate it or not

You're always gonna take it up the ass in life it's your choice whether to lubricate it or not Actual Advice Mallard
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