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If you see your child kicking the back of someone's chair Smack them upside the head

If you see your child kicking the back of someone's chair Smack them upside the head  Actual Advice Mallard

If your prospective college has tv commercials Don't go there

If your prospective college has tv commercials Don't go there  Actual Advice Mallard

Be more like Demsitz I promise you, you'll feel better about yourself.

Be more like Demsitz I promise you, you'll feel better about yourself.  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone trusts you with their password Don't snoop around with it, you will just find things you dont want to know, and cant unlearn.

If someone trusts you with their password Don't snoop around with it, 
you will just find things you dont
 want to know, and cant unlearn.  Actual Advice Mallard

If she cheats with you She'll cheat on you

If she cheats with you She'll cheat on you  Actual Advice Mallard

GETS HUNGRY HAS CHEESE AND QUACKERS

GETS HUNGRY HAS CHEESE AND QUACKERS  Actual Advice Mallard

Place dryer sheets under your car seats it will make your car smell nice over night

Place dryer sheets under your car seats it will make your car smell nice over night  Actual Advice Mallard

Even if the moment takes you Do not masturbate while having a bath

Even if the moment takes you Do not masturbate while having a bath  Actual Advice Mallard

To means when you go someplace Too means also, because there is more than one o

To means when you go someplace Too means also, because there is more than one o  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to meet new people sit next to the trash can at the mall

if you want to meet new people sit next to the trash can at the mall  Actual Advice Mallard
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