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Before you devote you life to The Bible Remember it was written by people who thought the earth was flat.

Before you devote you life to The Bible Remember it was written by people who thought the earth was flat.  Actual Advice Mallard

You must first learn to love yourself before you can learn to love anyone else.

You must first learn to love yourself before you can learn to love anyone else.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend starts smoking She may have an oral fixation

If your girlfriend starts smoking She may have an oral fixation  Actual Advice Mallard

If You See Another duck and it isn't moving Don't go near it, you'll die

If You See Another duck and it isn't moving Don't go near it, you'll die  Actual Advice Mallard

If you haven't done any of the practice exams online or in the back of the notes I would go do the online one first to see what areas of the notes you have mastered and have not mastered

If you haven't done any of the practice exams online or in the back of the notes I would go do the online one first to see what areas of the notes you have mastered and have not mastered  Actual Advice Mallard

When you're driving, drive safe, assume that everybody driving around you is an idiot

When you're driving, drive safe, assume that everybody driving around you is an idiot  Actual Advice Mallard

Before resorting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistent sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy.

Before resorting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistent sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a 6 inch double meat sandwich Just order a footlong and tell the workers to put everything on one side, then just give the extra 6 inches of bread to your dog

If you want a 6 inch double meat sandwich Just order a footlong and tell the workers to put everything on one side, then just give the extra 6 inches of bread to your dog  Actual Advice Mallard

If you enjoy mexican beer stores order excess for cinco de mayo, and will go on sale on the seis de mayo!

If you enjoy mexican beer stores order excess for cinco de mayo, and will go on sale on the seis de mayo!  Actual Advice Mallard

Shower every day

Shower every day  Actual Advice Mallard
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