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before taking a poop, place a square of toilet paper in toilet as it will reduce splashing

before taking a poop, place a square of toilet paper in toilet as it will reduce splashing Actual Advice Mallard
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Write down your sins on paper note Before confession

Write down your sins on paper note Before confession Actual Advice Mallard
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KILL YOURSELF

KILL YOURSELF Actual Advice Mallard
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cold water is better at removing semen than hot water

cold water is better at removing semen than hot water Actual Advice Mallard
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Before correcting someone on the internet google for it it might not be them who is wrong

Before correcting someone on the internet google for it it might not be them who is wrong Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried about your RA catching you for drinking? Act drunk the first day you meet them

Worried about your RA catching you for drinking? Act drunk the first day you meet them Actual Advice Mallard
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Update your facebook picture before your birthday everyone will see it while congratulating you

Update your facebook picture before your birthday everyone will see it while congratulating you Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone already doesn't respect you or your opinion That will not change, no matter what

If someone already doesn't respect you or your opinion That will not change, no matter what Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want a girls attention ignore her

if you want a girls attention ignore her Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to be mugged Fake a heart attack. If the mugger doesn't leg it for fear of a murder charge, he'll probably be off guard, and a swift punch in the balls as he looks through your pockets will make good your escape.

If you are about to be mugged Fake a heart attack. If the mugger doesn't leg it for fear of a murder charge, he'll probably be off guard, and a swift punch in the balls as he looks through your pockets will make good your escape. Actual Advice Mallard
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