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If someone throws a heavy object at you

If someone throws a heavy object at you Actual Advice Mallard
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Awkward time for a boner? Flex an arm or leg muscle for 30 seconds and it will go away.

Awkward time for a boner? Flex an arm or leg muscle for 30 seconds and it will go away. Actual Advice Mallard
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teach your children grammar instead of religion you'll make a better world

teach your children grammar instead of religion you'll make a better world Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Ignore Someone's advice Simply because they are younger than you

Don't Ignore Someone's advice Simply because they are younger than you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you date a single mom never interact with her kids. Even if she asks you to. She can take you to court for child-support. yes, there are women who actually do this.

If you date a single mom never interact with her kids. Even if she asks you to. She can take you to court for child-support. yes, there are women who actually do this. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a radio alarm clock, put it far away from your bed and set it to a station you don't like you will get up a lot faster, and you won't be as tired because you moved to turn off your alarm

If you have a radio alarm clock, put it far away from your bed and set it to a station you don't like you will get up a lot faster, and you won't be as tired because you moved to turn off your alarm Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to sleep? Masturbate.

Need to sleep? Masturbate. Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a condom

Use a condom Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend can't hold a job for 6 motnhs Don't marry him

If your boyfriend can't hold a job for 6 motnhs Don't marry him Actual Advice Mallard
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netflix stream slow and choppy? turn off the HD.

netflix stream slow and choppy? turn off the HD. Actual Advice Mallard
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