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I Really enjoy water Im a Duck

I Really enjoy water Im a Duck  Actual Advice Mallard

Right click on post then click on inspect elements find text in console at the bottom and change wording, take picture

Right click on post then click on inspect elements find text in console at the bottom and change wording, take picture  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want your bathroom to smell like shitrus Spray the scented spray actually down the toilet because that's where the smell is coming from it masks the smell much better

If you don't want your bathroom to smell like shitrus Spray the scented spray actually down the toilet because that's where the smell is coming from it masks the smell much better   Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever meet a boy Slap him and run away

If you ever meet a boy Slap him and run away  Actual Advice Mallard

Have an old BB gun? Load it with salt and shoot and shoot flies with it

Have an old BB gun? Load it with salt and shoot and shoot flies with it  Actual Advice Mallard

The passing lane Isn't the speeding lane

The passing lane  Isn't the speeding lane  Actual Advice Mallard

When a woman crushes your heart don't look back. Life is not a Disney movie. And she will not come back

When a woman crushes your heart don't look back. 
Life is not a Disney movie. And she will not come back   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make a living with your education Major in something there is a demand in

If you want to make a living with your education Major in something there is a demand in  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell your new professor's you prefer to go by the longest/most awkward version of your name They won't want to call on you either.

Tell your new professor's you prefer to go by the longest/most awkward version of your name  They won't want to call on you either.  Actual Advice Mallard

when you bus your trays and dishes, if you put them in the furthest available slot it immediately frees up space behind you and speeds everything up

when you bus your trays and dishes, if you put them in the furthest available slot it immediately frees up space behind you and speeds everything up  Actual Advice Mallard
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