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If you want to know a subtle way to tell someone you love them 520 has a double meaning in the Chinese language due to similarity in pronunciation to the phrase "I love you."

If you want to know a subtle way to tell someone you love them 520 has a double meaning in the Chinese language due to similarity in pronunciation to the phrase

If it's your Birthday wash your balls.

If it's your Birthday wash your balls.  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone is tailgating you, pull over and let them pass Once they pass you can both go however fast you want without bothering each other

If someone is tailgating you, pull over and let them pass Once they pass you can both go however fast you want without bothering each other  Actual Advice Mallard

if you try to drink down your sorrows you'll just puke it back up

if you try to drink down your sorrows you'll just puke it back up  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't write to your Congressman Take a whole Scout troop to MEET them

Don't write to your Congressman Take a whole Scout troop to MEET them  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone keeps burping while you are driving You are making them sick

If someone keeps burping while you are driving You are making them sick  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to ask your crush out ask her on April fools day if she says no play it off as a prank

If you want to ask your crush out ask her on April fools day if she says no play it off as a prank  Actual Advice Mallard

EXERCISE

 EXERCISE  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't buy any textbooks until after your first week of classes to find out which ones you will actually need

Don't buy any textbooks until after your first week of classes to find out which ones you will actually need  Actual Advice Mallard

get away with reposting something by telling us it's the image that got you hooked on reddit in the first place

get away with reposting something by telling us it's the image that got you hooked on reddit in the first place  Actual Advice Mallard
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