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don't cheap out on condoms or toilet paper

 don't cheap out on condoms or toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

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subscribe to r/lifeprotips for a subreddit version of this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Get Carsick on long rides? Eat Ginger, it will prevent nausea.

Get Carsick on long rides? Eat Ginger, it will prevent nausea.   Actual Advice Mallard

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For endless good advice just go to Malicious advice mallard And do the opposite  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to get away with dating your fifth cousin Don't brag about dating the first four

if you want to get away with dating your fifth cousin Don't brag about dating the first four  Actual Advice Mallard

End Slavery Don't join a union

End Slavery Don't join a union  Actual Advice Mallard

having Trouble stopping a nose bleed? use a nasal spray decongestant, it constricts the blood vessels.

having Trouble stopping a nose bleed? use a nasal spray decongestant, it constricts the blood vessels.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't pick your nose in the bathroom stall It's unsanitary and it makes your sense of smell stronger

Don't pick your nose in the bathroom stall It's unsanitary and it makes your sense of smell stronger  Actual Advice Mallard

never trust a woman who isn't wearing clothes

never trust a woman who isn't wearing clothes  Actual Advice Mallard

Never let a bad experience define you Learn from it and move on

Never let a bad experience define you Learn from it and move on  Actual Advice Mallard
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