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If you're at mcdonalds and you want a soda, order a large sweet tea you can fill it up with anything and it only cost 1 dollar

If you're at mcdonalds and you want a soda, order a large sweet tea you can fill it up with anything and it only cost 1 dollar Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are are going through a rough breakup Stay the fuck away from Facebook

If you are are going through a rough breakup Stay the fuck away from Facebook Actual Advice Mallard
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Silver quarters make different noise when dropped on counter and Within a stack, their edges are distinctive

Silver quarters make different noise when dropped on counter and Within a stack, their edges are distinctive Actual Advice Mallard
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I quack like a duck when I suck As fuck

I quack like a duck when I suck As fuck Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to go no a double date well don't go on a double date

if you want to go no a double date well don't go on a double date Actual Advice Mallard
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If you take a dump and it comes out smooth and normal Think of what you ate last and use it as a future reference to avoid constipation problems

If you take a dump and it comes out smooth and normal Think of what you ate last and use it as a future reference to avoid constipation problems Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to lose weight? Smell bananas and green apples.

Trying to lose weight? Smell bananas and green apples. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Trust red ducks They lie

Don't Trust red ducks They lie Actual Advice Mallard
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no she's not interested get your mind out of the gutter

no she's not interested get your mind out of the gutter Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone says they don't drink anymore when you offer them an alcoholic beverage Don't pry because they probably have a reason that is legitimate, personal, and depressing.

If someone says they don't drink anymore when you offer them an alcoholic beverage Don't pry because they probably have a reason that is legitimate, personal, and depressing. Actual Advice Mallard
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