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feel a need to scratch your balls in public? scratch it through your pockets so people can't tell

feel a need to scratch your balls in public? scratch it through your pockets so people can't tell  Actual Advice Mallard

Women don't dress to impress men or women They dress up to feel good about themselves

Women don't dress to impress men or women They dress up to feel good about themselves   Actual Advice Mallard

Have a headache? Drink a cup or two of black coffee. It'll go away pretty fast

Have a headache? Drink a cup or two of black coffee. It'll go away pretty fast  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU ARE AN ADULT THAT THINKS YOU ARE SMARTER THAN EVERY TEENAGER PLEASE DON'T USE THIS MEME

IF YOU ARE AN ADULT THAT THINKS YOU ARE SMARTER THAN EVERY TEENAGER PLEASE DON'T USE THIS MEME  Actual Advice Mallard

Always stay calm and polite if you have to wait at KFC they'll normally put more wings than you ordered in your bucket

Always stay calm and polite if you have to wait at KFC they'll normally put more wings than you ordered in your bucket  Actual Advice Mallard

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS WOULD TRY LOCATING YOU NEXT YEAR.

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS  WOULD TRY LOCATING YOU NEXT YEAR.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you start a war that you can't handle Suck a mods dick for protection

If you start a war that you can't handle Suck a mods dick for protection  Actual Advice Mallard

Need a quick karma boost? Try the hypnotoad meme. People will pretend to be hypnotized into upvoting you.

Need a quick karma boost? Try the hypnotoad meme. People will pretend to be hypnotized into upvoting you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always go to the bathroom before taking a test If you have to go during it, you will rush and be more likely to make mistakes

Always go to the bathroom before taking a test If you have to go during it, you will rush and be more likely to make mistakes  Actual Advice Mallard

Turn on the interior light so you wont pose as a threat

Turn on the interior light so you wont pose as a threat  Actual Advice Mallard
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