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If the company you work for is acquired start looking for a new job right away

If the company you work for is acquired start looking for a new job right away Actual Advice Mallard
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Cute people are not always aware they are cute Sometimes those attracted are all too scared to aproach. Do it. It might land you a date or get you laid.

Cute people are not always aware they are cute Sometimes those attracted are all too scared to aproach. Do it. It might land you a date or get you laid. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're at mcdonald's when it's switching menus order a McDouble and a regular egg McMuffin - add the patties to the mcmuffin and make a Mc1105

if you're at mcdonald's when it's switching menus order a McDouble and a regular egg McMuffin - add the patties to the mcmuffin and make a Mc1105 Actual Advice Mallard
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If your significant other asks which of their friends you would hypothetically date The correct answer is "none. that would be too akward."

If your significant other asks which of their friends you would hypothetically date The correct answer is
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If your having trouble sleeping Jerk off

If your having trouble sleeping Jerk off Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a fogged up mirror from a shower Use a hair dryer on the mirror. It clears up immediately, and won't fog up again

If you have a fogged up mirror from a shower Use a hair dryer on the mirror. It clears up immediately, and won't fog up again Actual Advice Mallard
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instead of going to dinner then a movie, go to the movie first, followed by dinner afterward now you have something to talk about when you get to dinner

instead of going to dinner then a movie, go to the movie first, followed by dinner afterward now you have something to talk about when you get to dinner Actual Advice Mallard
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Mikkel es ser det her og skriger ! Det er en And !!!

Mikkel es ser det her og skriger ! Det er en And !!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Before buying a boat if at all possible Have the seller put water in the boat and look for leaks in the hull

Before buying a boat if at all possible Have the seller put water in the boat and look for leaks in the hull Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

NEVER FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT Actual Advice Mallard
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