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Log out of all social networks and messaging services before getting drunk If you're so drunk you're going to say something stupid, you're sure as hell too drunk to remember your password

Log out of all social networks and messaging services before getting drunk If you're so drunk you're going to say something stupid, you're sure as hell too drunk to remember your password Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like your job don't quit, look for another job whiel you still have a job, it works out better that way

If you don't like your job don't quit, look for another job whiel you still have a job, it works out better that way Actual Advice Mallard
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If you talk shit over the internet and claim you are joining the marines you probably aren't going to make a good marine

If you talk shit over the internet and claim you are joining the marines you probably aren't going to make a good marine Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have drugs in your car and don't want to get arrested drive courteously, don't speed, and for the love of all that is holy, don't consent to a search

if you have drugs in your car and don't want to get arrested drive courteously, don't speed, and for the love of all that is holy, don't consent to a search Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a teenage daughter get. unlimited. texting.

If you have a teenage daughter get. unlimited. texting. Actual Advice Mallard
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Set your phone to Airplane mode before you go to bed It disables all signals it sends/receives. This gives you a better sleep, the battery lasts much longer, and you won't be interrupted with calls and incoming messages.

Set your phone to Airplane mode before you go to bed It disables all signals it sends/receives. This gives you a better sleep, the battery lasts much longer, and you won't be interrupted with calls and incoming messages. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in a committed relationship Don't try to bring another person into it

If you're in a committed relationship Don't try to bring another person into it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ask a girl if shes pregnant Unless you're 200% sure.

Don't ask a girl if shes pregnant Unless you're 200% sure. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hate the goverment Take you chance to vote

If you hate the goverment Take you chance to vote Actual Advice Mallard
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leave a tip it sucks, but the reality is that they don't earn enough base salary to live on; they depend on tips. so unless the service was *really* bad, always leave at least a 15% tip.

leave a tip it sucks, but the reality is that they don't earn enough base salary to live on; they depend on tips. so unless the service was *really* bad, always leave at least a 15% tip. Actual Advice Mallard
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