Actual Advice Mallard

Having a bad period? Smoke some weed

Having a bad period? Smoke some weed  Actual Advice Mallard

if you think someone is checking you out fake a yawn... it's contagious

if you think someone is checking you out fake a yawn...
it's contagious  Actual Advice Mallard

Do not smoke synthetic marijuana It can cause seizures and psychological disorders, as well as have serious long term effects.

Do not smoke synthetic marijuana It can cause seizures and psychological disorders, as well as have serious long term effects.  Actual Advice Mallard

You've helped enough Take care of yourself now

You've helped enough Take care of yourself now  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want me to respect your opinion Don't laugh when you point out my mistakes

If you want me to respect your opinion Don't laugh when you point out my mistakes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going out with your attractive female friends Masturbate before going

If you are going out with your attractive female friends Masturbate before going  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn the difference between "woman" and "women". Typing "a women" makes you look supremely lazy and/or ignorant.

Learn the difference between

If you ever want to find text on a page fast CTRL + F for windows or command + F for mac then type what you're looking for

If you ever want to find text on a page fast CTRL + F for windows or command + F for mac then type what you're looking for  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see someone with a flat tire on the side of the road Pull over and help them, they might be your boss's wife in the future

If you see someone with a flat tire on the side of the road Pull over and help them, they might be your boss's wife in the future  Actual Advice Mallard

Even if homemade playdoh is made with edible ingredients trust me don't eat it

Even if homemade playdoh is made with edible ingredients 
 trust me don't eat it  Actual Advice Mallard
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