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On a first date? don't see a movie

On a first date? don't see a movie  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see an old stereo at a thrift store check the tape decks for $1000 cash

If you see an old stereo at a thrift store check the tape decks for $1000 cash  Actual Advice Mallard

Add 6 parts salt and 2 parts lemon juice Rub the paste into the rusted areas with a dry cloth and then rinse with water.

Add 6 parts salt and 2 parts lemon juice  Rub the paste into the rusted areas with a dry cloth and then rinse with water.   Actual Advice Mallard

instead of ctrl+alt+del right click taskbar

instead of ctrl+alt+del right click taskbar  Actual Advice Mallard

there is no difference between a mallard and a duck.

there is no difference between a mallard  and a duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

Before opening the produce bags at the grocery store touch some wet produce.

Before opening the produce bags at the grocery store touch some wet produce.    Actual Advice Mallard

The majority of men doesn't want you to hide your beauty under that make up

The majority of men doesn't want you to hide your beauty under that make up  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get permanent marker on your skin hand sanitizer will get it off without a lot of scrubbing

if you get permanent marker on your skin hand sanitizer will get it off without a lot of scrubbing   Actual Advice Mallard

if you go on a date and the girl says, "aaaaw, you didn't have to get me flowers." then it was exactly what she wanted

if you go on a date and the girl says,

If you're going to take your license test schedule it right before they close on a friday.

If you're going to take your license test schedule it right before they close on a friday.  Actual Advice Mallard
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