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use blue bed lines while sleeping with a girl Because due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms

use blue bed lines while sleeping with a girl Because due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms Actual Advice Mallard
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Constipated? Do some sport

Constipated? Do some sport Actual Advice Mallard
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Might want to wear a coat Its pretty cold outside

Might want to wear a coat Its pretty cold outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Set your alarm across your bedroom So you have to get out of bed to turn it off

Set your alarm across your bedroom So you have to get out of bed to turn it off Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU FRIENDED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ON FACEBOOK USE FACEBOOK BIRTHDAY REMINDERS TO DELETE PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW, THE NUMBER OF "FRIENDS" YOU DON'T KNOW WILL SLOWLY DIMINISH

IF YOU FRIENDED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ON FACEBOOK USE FACEBOOK BIRTHDAY REMINDERS TO DELETE PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW, THE NUMBER OF
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Trouble pooping? Don't push or strain. Rock back and forth or cough instead

Trouble pooping? Don't push or strain. Rock back and forth or cough instead Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're looking for temporary work and can only find something that's "not up to your standards" take it anyway. you'll earn more than nothing and feel better about working than sitting home idle.

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Make a post about incest Redditors love incest

Make a post about incest Redditors love incest Actual Advice Mallard
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Never go grocery shopping hungry You'll buy way more food than you actually need

Never go grocery shopping hungry You'll buy way more food than you actually need Actual Advice Mallard
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If you go through the drive-thru of a fast food place and notice they have hired new employees You eat too much fast food

If you go through the drive-thru of a fast food place and notice they have hired new employees You eat too much fast food Actual Advice Mallard
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