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No matter how much you think your waitress wants the d she really wants just your lips

No matter how much you think your waitress wants the d she really wants just your lips Actual Advice Mallard
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it's not a pad. it's a chamois.

it's not a pad. it's a chamois. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you get annoying notifications on your mac just deactivate growl

when you get annoying notifications on your mac just deactivate growl Actual Advice Mallard
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Pour acid into water during experiments So the acid becomes diluted and won't boil or splash

Pour acid into water during experiments So the acid becomes diluted and won't boil or splash Actual Advice Mallard
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Want more duck advices on your android? download "Actual advice mallard" on google play

Want more duck advices on your android? download
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Complaining about "Girls should be the ones to come up to you" doesn't do any good. They won't and you should realize this by now.

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If you plan on raping a mother duck and eating her ducklings Prepare to be kicked, chased and yelled at by a human filming the whole thing.

If you plan on raping a mother duck and eating her ducklings Prepare to be kicked, chased and yelled at by a human filming the whole thing. Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont google Duck Penis You will never trust me again

Dont google Duck Penis You will never trust me again Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to buy your girlfriend for her birthday? Check her pinterest. Girls often post things that they want on their account

Don't know what to buy your girlfriend for her birthday? Check her pinterest. Girls often post things that they want on their account Actual Advice Mallard
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before you go to bed, lay out your work clothing and prepare your lunch for the next day You can sleep in a little longer, and your mornings will not be rushed.

before you go to bed, lay out your work clothing and prepare your lunch for the next day You can sleep in a little longer, and your mornings will not be rushed. Actual Advice Mallard
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