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If you get to a point where puking doesn't mean you stop partying It's may be time to reevaluate your life decisions.

If you get to a point where puking doesn't mean you stop partying It's may be time to reevaluate your life decisions.  Actual Advice Mallard

r/spacedicks contains extremely graphic and violent images such as people who have been decapitated Do not go there unless your a sick fuck

r/spacedicks contains extremely graphic and violent images such as people who have been decapitated Do not go there unless your a sick fuck  Actual Advice Mallard

When you want to open task manager Press ctrl+shift+esc to bypass the security menu

When you want to open task manager  Press ctrl+shift+esc to bypass the security menu  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're considering posting on /r/gonewild Consider using a unique account so that confession bear won't sexualize every other comment you ever make

If you're considering posting on /r/gonewild Consider using a unique account so that confession bear won't sexualize every other comment you ever make  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of using a high-lighter in your books Use a yellow colored pencil so you can erase it and sell them back later

Instead of using a high-lighter in your books Use a yellow colored pencil so you can erase it and sell them back later  Actual Advice Mallard

CHEATED ON CHEAT RIGHT BACK ON THAT BITCH

CHEATED ON CHEAT RIGHT BACK ON THAT BITCH  Actual Advice Mallard

use crushed aspirin and water to remove sweat stains from shirts

use crushed aspirin and water  to remove sweat stains       from shirts
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If you can't remember a song's name write the lyrics you remember on google

If you can't remember a song's name write the lyrics you remember on google  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to india if you want to get away with rape

Go to india if you want to get away with rape  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a dog RUN, FUCKING RUN!

If you're a dog RUN, FUCKING RUN!  Actual Advice Mallard
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