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Try not to mistake a woman's kindness for thinking she has a crush on you That will fuck you over.

Try not to mistake a woman's kindness for thinking she has a crush on you That will fuck you over.  Actual Advice Mallard

Chinese students aren't saying "nigger" It's actually "na ge" which means "that one"

Chinese students aren't saying

Tights laddered? Put nail varnish on it, it won't get any worse

Tights laddered? Put nail varnish on it, it won't get any worse  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont Give a Fuck What People Think

Dont Give a Fuck What People Think  Actual Advice Mallard

I'm a duck LOl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a duck LOl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Actual Advice Mallard

Want an extra dessert at a fancy restaurant for your birthday? order the Souffle. candles will ruin the souffle so they will bring an extra dessert to hold the candle

Want an extra dessert at a fancy restaurant for your birthday? order the Souffle. candles will ruin the souffle so they will bring an extra dessert to hold the candle  Actual Advice Mallard

Mirror fogged after a shower? Use your blow dryer to de-fog.

Mirror fogged after a shower? Use your blow dryer to de-fog.   Actual Advice Mallard

Out of dry shampoo? Use talcum powder

Out of dry shampoo? Use talcum powder  Actual Advice Mallard

Reticent Advice Mallard Do not rely on advice that white suburban teenagers post on reddit.

Reticent Advice Mallard Do not rely on advice that white suburban teenagers post on reddit.   Actual Advice Mallard

Do you like this meme? You should try r/LifeProTips

Do you like this meme? You should try r/LifeProTips  Actual Advice Mallard
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