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instead of posting an /r/AskReddit thread with "women of reddit" or "men of reddit" post to /r/askwomen and /r/askmen respectively instead

instead of posting an /r/AskReddit thread with

Need a little speaker for your phone? Play music and place your phone in a wine glass. The sound will be amplified

Need a little speaker for your phone? Play music and place your phone in a wine glass.  The sound will be amplified  Actual Advice Mallard

ok ok

ok ok  Actual Advice Mallard

problem? Duct TAPE

problem? Duct TAPE  Actual Advice Mallard

Always go for girls in white pants at bars Because then you know she isn't on her period.

Always go for girls in white pants at bars Because then you know she isn't on her period.  Actual Advice Mallard

Do drugs All of them

Do drugs All of them  Actual Advice Mallard

If she didn't wipe good enough Put your clothes back on and go home.

If she didn't wipe good enough Put your clothes back on and go home.  Actual Advice Mallard

i heard you like ducks, so … i put a duck in your butt, so you can have a fuck in your butt while your friend fucks the duck

i heard you like ducks, so … i put a duck in your butt, so you can have a fuck in your butt while your friend fucks the duck  Actual Advice Mallard

Follow nsfl on tumblr So you aren't tempted to browse tumblr in class

Follow nsfl on tumblr So you aren't tempted to browse tumblr in class  Actual Advice Mallard

Selling your car by advertising your phone number and the price on the back window? don't drive like an asshole.

Selling your car by advertising your phone number and the price on the back window? don't drive like an asshole.  Actual Advice Mallard
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