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add salt to water before heating it lowers the boiling point to boil quicker and adds flavour

add salt to water before heating it lowers the boiling point to boil quicker and adds flavour Actual Advice Mallard
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put toilet paper over the automatic sensor it won't flush when you stand up to wipe

put toilet paper over the automatic sensor it won't flush when you stand up to wipe Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to beat cheaters in the battle room? Then use each other as shields

Want to beat cheaters in the battle room? Then use each other as shields Actual Advice Mallard
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so you're tired? Go to bed

so you're tired? Go to bed Actual Advice Mallard
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Don’t go to the supermarket when you're hungry You'll just buy garbage

Don’t go to the supermarket when you're hungry You'll just buy garbage Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are interested in dating a woman, be upfront about it. Befriending her in the hopes it would lead to something more not only dosen't work, it's creepy, deceptive, and you're pretty much using her.

If you are interested in dating a woman, be upfront about it. Befriending her in the hopes it would lead to something more not only dosen't work, it's creepy, deceptive, and you're pretty much using her. Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to people working in retail or hospitality You'll really make their day

Be nice to people working in retail or hospitality You'll really make their day Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't just find the shortest line at the supermarket checkout Also assess the speed and efficiency of the cashier

Don't just find the shortest line at the supermarket checkout Also assess the speed and efficiency of the cashier Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are at the front of the classroom try not jack off near the teacher

if you are at the front of the classroom try not jack off near the teacher Actual Advice Mallard
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put cinnamon in the children's sandbox it keeps the bugs and cats out of it

put cinnamon in the children's sandbox it keeps the bugs and cats out of it Actual Advice Mallard
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