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If someone texts you a picture of a flat tire, check the image data If you see it wasn't taken that day, they colluded with me to deceive you.

If someone texts you a picture of a flat tire, check the image data If you see it wasn't taken that day, they colluded with me to deceive you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always poop at work You're being paid to sit on the toilet

Always poop at work You're being paid to sit on the toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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Theres no point dwelling on the past just forget what happened and move the fuck on

Theres no point dwelling on the past just forget what happened and move the fuck on Actual Advice Mallard
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For a short trip, you likely won't need extra pants but you will need spare underwear and socks

For a short trip, you likely won't need extra pants but you will need spare underwear and socks Actual Advice Mallard
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Never take advice From a fuckin' duck

Never take advice From a fuckin' duck Actual Advice Mallard
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sign up for sites using the format your.username+site@gmail.com messages will be delivered to the same inbox but you can now see who is selling your info

sign up for sites using the format your.username+site@gmail.com messages will be delivered to the same inbox but you can now see who is selling your info Actual Advice Mallard
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If she wants you to help with housework She is not making you a slave, she is including you in her life

If she wants you to help with housework She is not making you a slave, she is including you in her life Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have uneven boobs, fit the bra to the biggest one It's better to have one with space than one that's constantly falling out.

If you have uneven boobs, fit the bra to the biggest one It's better to have one with space than one that's constantly falling out. Actual Advice Mallard
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if bf or husband hits you leave him

if bf or husband hits you leave him Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're an atheist and you defend your positions as vehemently as the Westboro Baptist Church defends theirs... you suck too.

If you're an atheist and you defend your positions as vehemently as the Westboro Baptist Church defends theirs... you suck too. Actual Advice Mallard
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