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parents leave fap savagely

parents leave fap savagely Actual Advice Mallard
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If you work in retail, learn to say "Let me get a manager for you". It will make the manager take care of bad customers and keep you out of trouble.

If you work in retail, learn to say
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want to make three memes at once? use the same material for actual advice mallard, sudden clarity clarence and matrix morpheus

want to make three memes at once? use the same material for actual advice mallard, sudden clarity clarence and matrix morpheus Actual Advice Mallard
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If you put out birdseed Don't be annoyed when they shit on everything

If you put out birdseed Don't be annoyed when they shit on everything Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to make a home-made ice pack? Add 1 cup of rubbing alcohol, 2 cups of cold water & 1 cup of ice in a freezer bag. It stays really cold but never hardens.

Need to make a home-made ice pack? Add 1 cup of rubbing alcohol, 2 cups of cold water & 1 cup of ice in a freezer bag. It stays really cold but never hardens. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are a guy studying engineering, and want a peaceful poop Go to the psychology department toilets

If you are a guy studying engineering, and want a peaceful poop Go to the psychology department toilets Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use redditors As a barometer for normal healthy behavior

Don't use redditors As a barometer for normal healthy behavior Actual Advice Mallard
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love a show but aren't caught up on it? stay the fuck away from its facebook page.

love a show but aren't caught up on it? stay the fuck away from its facebook page. Actual Advice Mallard
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You Should let Steve do motherfucking 1-4 Or Jordan is going to fuck up this project

You Should let Steve do motherfucking 1-4 Or Jordan is going to fuck up this project Actual Advice Mallard
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I'm not letting you go first because I'm nice I'm waving at you because we arrived simultaneously and it'd be easier for the both of us if you'd just go.

I'm not letting you go first because I'm nice I'm waving at you because we arrived simultaneously and it'd be easier for the both of us if you'd just go. Actual Advice Mallard
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