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If your fiancee tells you that you don't need to get her a birthday gift Get her a gift

If your fiancee tells you that you don't need to get her a birthday gift  Get her a gift  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to study Computer science Don't buy Mac

If you want to study Computer science Don't buy Mac  Actual Advice Mallard

Call beautiful women smart and smart women beautiful

Call beautiful women smart and smart women beautiful  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't PISS OFF ANONYMOUS ever

Don't PISS OFF ANONYMOUS ever  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU WANT IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE IN A SUPERSTORE GO TO THE POOL CHEMICAL AISLE. A WORKER IS ALWAYS AROUND TO MAKE SURE THE CHEMICALS DON'T GET MISPLACED. REARRANGING CERTAIN ONES CAUSES DANGEROUS RESULTS

IF YOU WANT IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE IN A SUPERSTORE GO TO THE POOL CHEMICAL AISLE. A WORKER IS ALWAYS AROUND TO MAKE SURE THE CHEMICALS DON'T GET MISPLACED. REARRANGING CERTAIN ONES CAUSES DANGEROUS RESULTS  Actual Advice Mallard

give beggars gift cards for food instead of change that way you know they aren't spending your money on the wrong things

give beggars gift cards for food instead of change that way you know they aren't spending your money on the wrong things  Actual Advice Mallard

LOL I FARTED

LOL  I FARTED  Actual Advice Mallard

If your friend refused to tell you others secret, be glad, because he probably won´t tell yours to anybody.

If your friend refused to tell you others secret,   be glad, because he probably won´t tell yours to anybody.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your teenager thinks you're cool You're doing it wrong

If your teenager thinks you're cool You're doing it wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

Date guys who owns a cat because they know how to play with a pussy

Date guys who owns a cat because they know how to play with a pussy  Actual Advice Mallard
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