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Never tell anyone what you're actually thinking

Never tell anyone what you're actually thinking  Actual Advice Mallard

Your freedom to say idiotic things does not supersede my freedom to call you an idiot

Your freedom to say idiotic things does not supersede my freedom to call you an idiot  Actual Advice Mallard

Pop-tarts are good

Pop-tarts are good  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get your memes mixed up you're gonna have a bad time

if you get your memes mixed up you're gonna have a bad time  Actual Advice Mallard

If your dog takes a shit in a public place pick it the fuck up!

If your dog takes a shit in a public place pick it the fuck up!  Actual Advice Mallard

Put capitals and numbers in your common password So you can have one password for all sites

Put capitals and numbers in your common password So you can have one password for all sites  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to eat less food drink a glass of water with your meal you will feel fuller faster and eat less food

if you want to eat less food  drink a glass of  water with your meal you will feel fuller faster and eat less food  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get "friendzoned" Don't bitch about it. She doesn't owe you anything for being nice.

If you get

ladies, if you dont want to hurt a guys confidence Call him hot, or don't, just don;t call him cute

ladies, if you dont want to hurt a guys confidence Call him hot, or don't, just don;t call him cute  Actual Advice Mallard

After breaking up, don't try to still be friends it will only hurt your feelings again and again

After breaking up, don't try to still be friends  it will only hurt your feelings again and again  Actual Advice Mallard
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