Actual Advice Mallard

I may not know where I'm going But I am not lost

I may not know where I'm going But I am not lost  Actual Advice Mallard

When throwing a punch always tuck in your thumbs You can break your thumb and then probably get your ass beaten

When throwing a punch always tuck in your thumbs You can break your thumb and then probably get your ass beaten  Actual Advice Mallard

Never use your roommates beard trimmer You know he uses it for his pubes too

Never use your roommates beard trimmer You know he uses it for his pubes too  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble scooping ice cream? Put the spoon in the microwave

Having trouble scooping ice cream? Put the spoon in the microwave  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're any age and you think binge drinking makes you cool Well, it doesn't

If you're any age and you think binge drinking makes you cool Well, it doesn't  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't reheat pizza in the oven Use a frying pan, it will make the crust crispy and taste oven baked.

Don't reheat pizza in the oven Use a frying pan, it will make the crust crispy and taste oven baked.  Actual Advice Mallard

Get an internship while you're still in college In today's job market, your degree is almost worthless without it.

Get an internship while you're still in college  In today's job market, your degree is almost worthless without it.    Actual Advice Mallard

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are going too slow

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are going too slow  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't place NSFW tags on pictures that don't need them.

 Don't place NSFW tags on pictures that don't need them.  Actual Advice Mallard

If it has more than seven ingredients or comes wrapped in plastic you probably shouldn't be eating it.

If it has more than seven ingredients or comes wrapped in plastic you probably shouldn't be eating it.  Actual Advice Mallard
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