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When running on the street run against traffic so you're better prepared for any reckless drivers.

When running on the street run against traffic so you're better prepared for any reckless drivers. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wanna see a fox Look at my beak

Wanna see a fox Look at my beak Actual Advice Mallard
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drink at least 4 litres of water everday if you trying to lose weight drinking water increases weight loss by 45%

drink at least 4 litres of water everday if you trying to lose weight drinking water increases weight loss by 45% Actual Advice Mallard
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i dont want to fuck u nigga suck my cocky cock

i dont want to fuck u nigga suck my cocky cock Actual Advice Mallard
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Hiccups? Plug your nose and have a drink

Hiccups? Plug your nose and have a drink Actual Advice Mallard
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ALWAYS MAKE ANY ROMANTIC ADVANCES WITH A POST WANK STATE OF MIND

ALWAYS MAKE ANY ROMANTIC ADVANCES WITH A POST WANK STATE OF MIND Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want spit in your fries at a drive through Order them without salt, they have to make a fresh batch just for you

If you want spit in your fries at a drive through Order them without salt, they have to make a fresh batch just for you Actual Advice Mallard
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Always help her with her chair So you can place her across you and the wall to avoid her being distracted by other people

Always help her with her chair So you can place her across you and the wall to avoid her being distracted by other people Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are allergic to a food tell your server Otherwise they will assume it is a preference. Then some could get in your food and that would be bad.

If you are allergic to a food tell your server Otherwise they will assume it is a preference. Then some could get in your food and that would be bad. Actual Advice Mallard
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Afraid of an overly spicy burrito? Use corn, the sweetness tastes great and also balances out the spiciness

Afraid of an overly spicy burrito? Use corn, the sweetness tastes great and also balances out the spiciness Actual Advice Mallard
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