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Use your finger nail to smash a kernel on the top of corn on the cob if its juicy, the corn is good. if its dry the corn is bad.

Use your finger nail to smash a kernel on the top of corn on the cob if its juicy, the corn is good.     if its dry the corn is bad.  Actual Advice Mallard

I LIKE DUCKS SO YOU'LL NEVER NEED HER AGAIN

I LIKE DUCKS SO YOU'LL NEVER NEED HER AGAIN  Actual Advice Mallard

if people say truth or dare they probably want to know something about you

if people say truth or dare they probably want to know something about you  Actual Advice Mallard

If he has been to prison multiple times... you probably shouldn't date him...

If he has been to prison multiple times... you probably shouldn't date him...  Actual Advice Mallard

devan renwick has a tiny penis but a big heart

devan renwick has a tiny penis but a big heart  Actual Advice Mallard

Yeah you should do that But seriously, you probably shouldnt

Yeah you should do that But seriously, you probably shouldnt  Actual Advice Mallard

Put eye drops in before you smoke. It works the same and you don't have to worry about forgetting later.

Put eye drops in before you smoke. It works the same and you don't have to worry about forgetting later.  Actual Advice Mallard

Put eye drops in before you smoke. That way you wont forget later.

Put eye drops in before you smoke. That way you wont forget later.  Actual Advice Mallard

GUNA SUCKS

GUNA SUCKS  Actual Advice Mallard

Unfortunately stupid people are not aware that they are stupid so they need to be reminded regularly.

Unfortunately stupid people are not aware that they are stupid so they need to be reminded regularly.  Actual Advice Mallard
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