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Need help quitting reddit? Make a meme telling people you've committed murder

Need help quitting reddit? Make a meme telling people you've committed murder  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a headache, Excedrin and Excedrin Migraine are the same thing. The only thing different is the price.

If you have a headache, Excedrin and Excedrin Migraine are the same thing. The only thing different is the price.  Actual Advice Mallard

DONT TREAT GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

DONT TREAT GIRLS LIKE  THEY'RE ALL THE SAME   Actual Advice Mallard

don't treat girls like they're all the same

don't treat girls like they're all the same  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to cheat on your girlfriend or boyfriend Just break up with them

If you want to cheat on your girlfriend or boyfriend Just break up with them
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If you're about to fight 100 duck sized horses masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea

If you're about to fight 100 duck sized horses masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea  Actual Advice Mallard

don't be a dickhead nobody likes a dickhead

don't be a dickhead  nobody likes a dickhead   Actual Advice Mallard

If you are in a bar and close to vomit order ice cubes and press them on your throat it will freeze the gag reflex and you dont have to share your innards

If you are in a bar and close to vomit order ice cubes and press them on your throat it will freeze the gag reflex and you dont have to share your innards   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Feet getting tired in a long prayer? try to read along with the imam

Feet getting tired in a long prayer? try to read along with the imam  Actual Advice Mallard
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