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If you dont like how much the minimum wage is Get a job that pays more

If you dont like how much the minimum wage is Get a job that pays more   Actual Advice Mallard

take the fedora off you look ridiculous

take the fedora off you look ridiculous  Actual Advice Mallard

When you get a boner Tense all your body really hard, it takes the blood away

When you get a boner Tense all your body really hard, it takes the blood away   Actual Advice Mallard

Alt + Tab Ctrl + Tab

Alt + Tab Ctrl + Tab  Actual Advice Mallard

when you want to see if someone is checking you out yawn

when you want to see if  someone is checking you out yawn  Actual Advice Mallard

If you do things that get you in trouble with a friend Cut him loose

If you do things that get you in trouble with a friend Cut him loose  Actual Advice Mallard

If your street is flooding with oil Get lots of buckets and save that shit!

If your street is flooding with oil Get lots of buckets and save that shit!   Actual Advice Mallard

Ask out the girl who friendzoned you on April 1st. If no, then APRIL FOOLS! If yes, then you've escaped!

Ask out the girl who friendzoned you on April 1st. If no, then APRIL FOOLS! If yes, then you've escaped!  Actual Advice Mallard

The only time humans are naturally taught critical thinking? April Fools' Day

The only time humans are naturally taught critical thinking? April Fools' Day  Actual Advice Mallard

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