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If you have the right to remain silent remain silent

If you have the right to remain silent remain silent  Actual Advice Mallard

Cocaine Is one hell of a drug.

Cocaine Is one hell of a drug.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you post a status per hour on facebook everybody will eventually hate you

if you post a status per hour on facebook everybody will eventually hate you  Actual Advice Mallard

You can extend a free trial by pushing back the date on your computer

You can extend a free trial by pushing back the date on your computer  Actual Advice Mallard

If they left someone else for you They will leave you for someone else

If they left someone else for you They will leave you for someone else  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU'RE SINGLE AND PRONE TO LETTING DISHES PILE UP STORE ALL OF YOUR DISHES EXCEPT ONE OF EACH

IF YOU'RE SINGLE AND PRONE TO LETTING DISHES PILE UP STORE ALL OF YOUR DISHES EXCEPT ONE OF EACH  Actual Advice Mallard

if you can't afford to tip your bartender stay the fuck home

if you can't afford to tip your bartender stay the fuck home  Actual Advice Mallard

Never trust a fart, never pass a bathroom and never waste a boner

Never trust a fart, never pass a bathroom and never waste a boner  Actual Advice Mallard

You will reach hot page when your titel to your advice meme is: this saved me a lot of times

You will reach hot page  when your titel to your advice meme is: 
this saved me a lot of times     Actual Advice Mallard

Never buy something out of jealousy You'll regret it later

Never buy something out of jealousy You'll regret it later  Actual Advice Mallard
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