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She didn't "Friendzone" you because you're nice. She did it because that alone doesn't make you attractive.

She didn't

Don't use this meme.

 Don't use this meme.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never watch a movie with a colon in the title unless you're prepared for some sort of lecture

Never watch a movie with a colon in the title unless you're prepared for some sort of lecture  Actual Advice Mallard

dont be an asshole

 dont be an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

if you've seen one episode of kitchen nightmares you've seen them all

if you've seen one episode of kitchen nightmares you've seen them all  Actual Advice Mallard

Eat CalTort Instead od Chipotle It's cheaper and you get more food

Eat CalTort Instead od Chipotle It's cheaper and you get more food  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girl says everything is fine after you forget something important she's lying

If your girl says everything is fine after you forget something important she's lying  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU JUST BOUGHT CIV 5 ON STEAM SALE, WATCHOUT! THE DEFAULT SCREENSHOT KEY FOR STEAM IS THE SAME AS THE QUICK LOAD.

IF YOU JUST BOUGHT CIV 5 ON STEAM SALE, WATCHOUT! THE DEFAULT SCREENSHOT KEY FOR STEAM IS THE SAME AS THE QUICK LOAD.  Actual Advice Mallard

The softer, the more wipe The harder, the more "ouch!"

The softer, the more wipe The harder, the more

If you are faking a call and the phone rings simply say "Hang on I got another call" and pickup

If you are faking a call and the phone rings simply say
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