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If U have to sleep don't scroll after this

If U have to sleep don't scroll after this  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't shout at refferies in any sport You will get them in a bad mood and they will make more mistakes

Don't shout at refferies in any sport You will get them in a bad mood and they will make more mistakes  Actual Advice Mallard

Want karma? Lie, repost, plagiarize, post NSFW, repost some more, Google pictures of cats, ask generic questions, give generic answers, repost again, used [Fixed] on all top posts, and don't be a fggot.

Want karma? Lie, repost, plagiarize, post NSFW, repost some more, Google pictures of cats, ask generic questions, give generic answers, repost again, used [Fixed] on all top posts, and don't be a fggot.  Actual Advice Mallard

drop it like its hot

drop it  like its hot  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to save money when shopping Be rude to the cashier; he will give you the senior discount

If you want to save money when shopping Be rude to the cashier; he will give you the senior discount  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a successful meme complain about not having a successful meme.

If you want a successful meme complain about not having a successful meme.  Actual Advice Mallard

my mom is happy because she got a monster truck and you now why because she wants to eat him fiiiiiu

 my mom is happy because she got a monster truck and you now why because she wants to eat him fiiiiiu
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stop complaining to guys about how there are no good guys around we dont want to hear it. its a bunch of whiny emo bullshit. now fuck off, I have a date I need to get ready for.

stop complaining to guys about how there are no good guys around we dont want to hear it. its a bunch of whiny emo bullshit.  now fuck off, I have a date I need to get ready for.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think of yourself as a "nice guy" but complain about girls not dating "nice guys" and don't know why your female friends wouldn't want to date a "nice guy" like you you're not a "nice guy"

If you think of yourself as a

No matter how bad it may seem it will ALWAYS get better

No matter how bad it may seem it will ALWAYS get better  Actual Advice Mallard
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