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Get a missed call from a number you don't recognise? IT'S NOT YOUR CRUSH It's a telemarketer

Get a missed call from a number you don't recognise? IT'S NOT YOUR CRUSH It's a telemarketer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you Struggle with not eating enough, make sure you are drinking enough water. Water regulates many body processes and is the most essential ingredient for a healthy body

If you Struggle with not eating enough, make sure you are drinking enough water. Water regulates many body processes and is the most essential ingredient for a healthy body Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU FEEL A SNEEZE COMING AT A BAD TIME WHISPER WATERMELON TO GET THE TICKLE OUT OF YOUR NOSE

IF YOU FEEL A SNEEZE COMING AT A BAD TIME WHISPER WATERMELON TO GET THE TICKLE OUT OF YOUR NOSE Actual Advice Mallard
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MEN: ALWAYS SIT DOWN TO PEE AFTER SEX

MEN: ALWAYS SIT DOWN TO PEE AFTER SEX Actual Advice Mallard
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If you catch a random small child staring at you don´t make a funny face or everyone will think you are a creep

If you catch a random small child staring at you don´t make a funny face or everyone will think you are a creep Actual Advice Mallard
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Before consulting a duck for psychiatric advice find one that's qualified to do it

Before consulting a duck for psychiatric advice find one that's qualified to do it Actual Advice Mallard
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people who describe themselves as intelligent and funny are not

people who describe themselves as intelligent and funny are not Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to try to get karma with a meme have a story behind it, Redditors love stories

If you're going to try to get karma with a meme have a story behind it, Redditors love stories Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need someone to smex don't let it be just anyone Riku is a good role model for you fangirls

If you need someone to smex don't let it be just anyone Riku is a good role model for you fangirls Actual Advice Mallard
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destroys Mcdonalds all other fast food suffers

destroys Mcdonalds all other fast food suffers Actual Advice Mallard
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