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Something Pisses me off Don't do that

Something Pisses me off Don't do that Actual Advice Mallard
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Once you get a parking ticket, keep it then whenever you park, just put it on your windshield so the officer thinks you already got a ticket that day

Once you get a parking ticket, keep it then whenever you park, just put it on your windshield so the officer thinks you already got a ticket that day Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone you know is a widower with five kids and is lonely Do not EVER say "some woman who is barren would love your kids."

If someone you know is a widower with five kids and is lonely Do not EVER say
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We can't dodge the truth.. Haydn is just superior in every way

We can't dodge the truth.. Haydn is just superior in every way Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't masturbate in public areas.

Don't masturbate in public areas. Actual Advice Mallard
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When we stop at a stop sign at the same time and I wave for you to go Just go

When we stop at a stop sign at the same time and I wave for you to go Just go Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach

Don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're successful but unhappy then you're not really successful

If you're successful but unhappy then you're not really successful Actual Advice Mallard
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Drive by the speed limits

Drive by the speed limits Actual Advice Mallard
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don't worry about having a small penis by the time she wants to see it, she's already made her choice.

don't worry about having a small penis by the time she wants to see it, she's already made her choice. Actual Advice Mallard
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