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Girl is being nice to you? tell her you love her.

Girl is being nice to you? tell her you love her.  Actual Advice Mallard

marks on stainless steel? WD40. wipe on, wipe off.

marks on stainless steel? WD40. wipe on, wipe off.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you keep going for ghetto hood-rats You're going to have a bad time!!!

If you keep going for ghetto hood-rats You're going to have a bad time!!!  Actual Advice Mallard

eating a bag of chips? open the bag from the bottom instead of the top. The flavor powder will fall back onto the chips instead of sitting at the bottom.

eating a bag of chips? open the bag from the bottom instead of the top. The flavor powder will fall back onto the chips instead of sitting at the bottom.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get more views Talk about a vagina once and flag NSFW

If you want to get more views Talk about a vagina once and flag NSFW  Actual Advice Mallard

It's okay to go bed angry when you have ADHD... Chance of you remembering it the next morning are slim to none.

It's okay to go bed angry when you have ADHD... Chance of you remembering it the next morning are slim to none.  Actual Advice Mallard

If Imgur is down add .png at the end of the file name to view the file

If Imgur is down add .png at the end of the file name to view the file  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Wear really warm clothes to bed so in the morning it's easier to get out of bed

Wear really warm clothes to bed so in the morning it's easier to get out of bed  Actual Advice Mallard

Be friend with stupid people and feel like genius all the time

Be friend with stupid people and feel like genius all the time  Actual Advice Mallard
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