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Make your crush do little favours for you the brain starts thinking she have to like you if she's helping you

Make your crush do little favours for you the brain starts thinking she have to like you if she's helping you  Actual Advice Mallard

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Got a cold? Put Chapstick on your nose to keep it from getting irritated

Got a cold? Put Chapstick on your nose to keep it from getting irritated  Actual Advice Mallard

if you meeting someone new Don't be sarcastic

if you meeting someone new Don't be sarcastic  Actual Advice Mallard

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Take baths instead of showers to save water

Take baths instead of showers to save water  Actual Advice Mallard

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Car stuck during winter? Put your car mats under the wheels

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