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When a girl is giving you a blowjob Hold up her hair

When a girl is giving you a blowjob Hold up her hair Actual Advice Mallard
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Most shootings are gang related So dressing like a criminal is likely to get you shot.

Most shootings are gang related So dressing like a criminal is likely to get you shot. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a gamer trying to pick up a girl, don't mention you're a gamer Just don't

If you're a gamer trying to pick up a girl, don't mention you're a gamer Just don't Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to go on a diet, try to convince everyone else you live with to too it's hard dieting when everyone else eats different food than you

if you want to go on a diet, try to convince everyone else you live with to too it's hard dieting when everyone else eats different food than you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a crush and you don't know his/her feelings for you Don't imagine your life with them. It hurts less if you find out they're not intrested

If you have a crush and you don't know his/her feelings for you Don't imagine your life with them. It hurts less if you find out they're not intrested Actual Advice Mallard
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Guess what? poo

Guess what? poo Actual Advice Mallard
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Be careful when you piss in public In some states it's a sex offense and you could be registered as an offender

Be careful when you piss in public In some states it's a sex offense and you could be registered as an offender Actual Advice Mallard
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trying to cut sugar out of your diet? Freeze bananas. they are sweeter when frozen and will provide a tasty treat

trying to cut sugar out of your diet? Freeze bananas. they are sweeter when frozen and will provide a tasty treat Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't believe every actual advice mallard blindly Especially if you are colorblind

Don't believe every actual advice mallard blindly Especially if you are colorblind Actual Advice Mallard
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Be open to new ideas, things, and people You never know when you might find something or someone you really like

Be open to new ideas, things, and people You never know when you might find something or someone you really like Actual Advice Mallard
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