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If you HAVE to copy and paste homework change the first few sentances, it throws the teacher off your scent

If you HAVE to copy and paste homework change the first few sentances, it throws the teacher off your scent  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to yell you've lost the argument.

If you have to yell you've lost the argument.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you marry a person with annoying personality traits Prepare to deal with them in your children too.

If you marry a person with annoying personality traits Prepare to deal with them in your children too.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never trust tesco burgers they contain 100% horsemeat

Never trust tesco burgers they contain 100% horsemeat  Actual Advice Mallard

AKHJFLDSHFJKAKJGSFH Go home Parker, you're drunk

AKHJFLDSHFJKAKJGSFH Go home Parker, you're drunk  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like your own photo/status on Facebook, Don't be surprised when people call you a loner.

If you like your own photo/status on Facebook, Don't be surprised when people call you a loner.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your speeding up a hill while driving... Slow down , there is likely a cop waiting at the bottom.

If your speeding up a hill while driving... Slow down , there is likely a cop waiting at the bottom.  Actual Advice Mallard

masturbate before going on a date you'll seem less desperate, and have more chance getting laid

masturbate before going on a date you'll seem less desperate, and have more chance getting laid  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to save money Buy silver coins. silver is real money, while paper... is just paper...

If you want to save money Buy silver coins. silver is real money, while paper... is just paper...  Actual Advice Mallard

I used to be about smart people giving good advice, but now I'm mostly about shitty people trying to justify their ridiculous behavior.

I used to be about smart people giving good advice, but now I'm mostly about shitty people trying to justify their ridiculous behavior.    Actual Advice Mallard
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