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Learn and practice juggling Your reflexes will noticeably improve

Learn and practice juggling Your reflexes will noticeably improve   Actual Advice Mallard

when using actual advice mallard give actual advice

when using actual advice mallard give actual advice  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are really tired nothing helps like a shower and tooth scrub

If you are really tired nothing helps like a shower and tooth scrub  Actual Advice Mallard

Sometimes the fucking you're getting is not worth the fucking you're getting Know what I mean?

Sometimes the fucking you're getting is not worth the fucking you're getting Know what I mean?  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to avoid wrinkles in the future Moisturize and visit the beach occasionally

If you want to avoid wrinkles in the future Moisturize and visit the beach occasionally   Actual Advice Mallard

The minute your significant other leaves for work, there will be people waiting for any sign that you might be cheating so that they can start rumours about it.

The minute your significant other leaves for work,  there will be people waiting for any sign that you might be cheating so that they can start rumours about it.  Actual Advice Mallard

LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING I DYED MY FACE GREEN FROM RED

LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING I DYED MY FACE GREEN FROM RED  Actual Advice Mallard

Gentleman, if you want to let her know you're in the mood Try foreplay!

Gentleman, if you want to let her know you're in the mood Try foreplay!  Actual Advice Mallard

/r/atheismrebooted

 /r/atheismrebooted  Actual Advice Mallard

Afraid of online spybots or backtracking...? Memes + sarcasm + trolling!

Afraid of online spybots or backtracking...? Memes + sarcasm + trolling!  Actual Advice Mallard
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