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dont leave a sports game early history is made in the final seconds

dont leave a sports game early history is made in the final seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're making an actual advice mallard you can give the advice as an option and people won't feel like you're telling them what to do

if you're making an actual advice mallard you can give the advice as an option and people won't feel like you're telling them what to do Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're at a restaurant Don't walk slowly in front of an employee.

When you're at a restaurant Don't walk slowly in front of an employee. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl asks "why did you kiss me" NEVER EVER say "because you're hot"

If a girl asks
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When pissing in the sink make sure the water is running so that your mom thinks you're washing your hands

When pissing in the sink make sure the water is running so that your mom thinks you're washing your hands Actual Advice Mallard
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If the person in customer support isn't helping Hang up and call back. Often times people have shitty days and talking to someone else will save you a lot of hassle.

If the person in customer support isn't helping Hang up and call back. Often times people have shitty days and talking to someone else will save you a lot of hassle. Actual Advice Mallard
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sometimes we love the idea of having someone not that particular someone, just someone

sometimes we love the idea of having someone not that particular someone, just someone Actual Advice Mallard
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Flush

Flush Actual Advice Mallard
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Put a nightlight in your bathroom It makes it easier to go back to bed after getting up to use the toilet.

Put a nightlight in your bathroom It makes it easier to go back to bed after getting up to use the toilet. Actual Advice Mallard
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Piss in a bottle when your clean if you get drug tested you'll thank me

Piss in a bottle when your clean if you get drug tested you'll thank me Actual Advice Mallard
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