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Given military time and dont want to count with your fingers? Subtract by 12 to give you the number in standard time

Given military time and dont want to count with your fingers? Subtract by 12 to give you the number in standard time  Actual Advice Mallard

Pick random days on the calender And treat them like they are Valentine's Day

Pick random days on the calender And treat them like they are Valentine's Day  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are woman going in a muslim country cover your sholders and hair, they'll respect you more

if you are woman going in a muslim country cover your sholders and hair, they'll respect you more  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to fill your dogs water bowl Fill up a cup and pour it in, you won't spill any water.

If you need to fill your dogs water bowl Fill up a cup and pour it in, you won't spill any water.    Actual Advice Mallard

When ever you stand in front of a decision involving a female Masturbate when in doubt, and then consider and evaluate if its worth it

When ever you stand in front of a decision involving a female Masturbate when in doubt, and then consider and evaluate if its worth it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you treat the person serving you like shit they will serve you poorly and you deserve it

if you treat the person serving you like shit they will serve you poorly and you deserve it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you find yourself having to explain why you're not a racist Then you probably are

If you find yourself having to explain why you're not a racist Then you probably are  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to tell someone your jeans cost $100 They weren't worth the money

If you have to tell someone your jeans cost $100 They weren't worth the money  Actual Advice Mallard

Never wrestle with a pig You'll both get dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Never wrestle with a pig You'll both get dirty, and the pig enjoys it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Guys who wear skinny jeans with a waist size larger than 32 Stop, it looks horrible.

Guys who wear skinny jeans with a waist size larger than 32 Stop, it looks horrible.  Actual Advice Mallard
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