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No ride to get home from ballin' out and swaggin' playing killa basketball at the DV Park with P-Dawg and KPop? Steal bike.

No ride to get home from ballin' out and swaggin' playing killa basketball at the DV Park with P-Dawg and KPop? Steal bike.  Actual Advice Mallard

Fuck it i'm going swimming

Fuck it  i'm going swimming   Actual Advice Mallard

NEVER INSULT SOMEONE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH

NEVER INSULT SOMEONE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH  Actual Advice Mallard

If your trimmer's battery is low shave symmetrically

If your trimmer's battery is low shave symmetrically  Actual Advice Mallard

When pouring yourself a drink, take a large sip and then fill the cup back up It'll save you a trip back to the fridge

When pouring yourself a drink, take a large sip and then fill the cup back up It'll save you a trip back to the fridge   Actual Advice Mallard

Some radicals are Muslim but not all Muslims are radicals.

Some radicals are Muslim  but not all Muslims are radicals.  Actual Advice Mallard

You can stick your dick in crazy Just don't give her your real name

You can stick your dick in crazy Just don't give her your real name  Actual Advice Mallard

Have to learn something you don't find interesting? Keep the study books in the bathroom and leave your phone behind when you go to the toilet. Everything is interesting when you're taking a shit.

Have to learn something you don't find interesting? Keep the study books in the bathroom and leave your phone behind when you go to the toilet. Everything is interesting when you're taking a shit.  Actual Advice Mallard

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid  Actual Advice Mallard
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