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Don't shit Where you eat

Don't shit Where you eat  Actual Advice Mallard

Never date a girl you fucked on the first night

Never date a girl you fucked on the first night  Actual Advice Mallard

You want peace of mind? Resign as general manager of the universe

You want peace of mind? Resign as general manager of the universe  Actual Advice Mallard

girls, when a boy acts like a derp & doesn't know what to say when you're around he likes you

girls, when a boy acts like a derp & doesn't know what to say when you're around he likes you  Actual Advice Mallard

STUdy otherwise you'll end up just like me, giving advice for free and eating bread crumbs

STUdy otherwise you'll end up just like me, giving advice for free and eating bread crumbs   Actual Advice Mallard

AND YOU SAID..... I EATED IT. YOU NOW... FACE THE WRATH OF DUCK FACE! YOU SAID YOU HAD MAH COOKEH WERE MAH COOKEH BE? Caption 4 goes here

AND YOU SAID..... I EATED IT. YOU NOW... FACE THE WRATH OF DUCK FACE! YOU SAID YOU HAD MAH COOKEH WERE MAH COOKEH BE? Caption 4 goes here  Actual Advice Mallard

IF you've just broken up with someone do not check their facebook

IF you've just broken up with someone do not check their facebook  Actual Advice Mallard

"I got totally pissed last night" Doesn't mean the same in USA

When you go to sport games with your sister Carry a folded paper (enough to fit on your pocket) with big letters "Sister ->", so you can unfold it when the kiss-cam focus.

When you go to sport games with your sister Carry a folded paper (enough to fit on your pocket) with big letters ", so you can unfold it when the kiss-cam focus. Actual Advice Mallard">

if you want a popular meme take the #1 meme of bad luck brian and change it so it makes sense in a success kid meme

if you want a popular meme take the #1 meme of bad luck brian and change it so it makes sense in a success kid meme  Actual Advice Mallard
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