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Do not feed attention To the attention whores, no matter how hot they are

Do not feed attention To the attention whores, no matter how hot they are  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to a party Drink a cup of water for every 2 servings of alcohol, It will prevent hangovers

If you are going to a party Drink a cup of water for every 2 servings of alcohol, It will prevent hangovers  Actual Advice Mallard

Cook her a steak on Valentine's day It's the meat she isn't expecting

Cook her a steak on Valentine's day It's the meat she isn't expecting  Actual Advice Mallard

THE Person typing this is a human, not a real mallard

THE Person typing this is a human, not a real mallard  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't waste your time assuming women match their bra and underwear for men. They match it for their own enjoyment

Don't waste your time assuming women match their bra and underwear for men. They match it for their own enjoyment  Actual Advice Mallard

Say the N word loudly around black people they will respect your bravery

Say the N word loudly around black people they will respect your bravery  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to help the reddit queue get new front page material Do Ctrl F and search for "minutes" and upvote the good material

If you want to help the reddit queue get new front page material Do Ctrl F and search for

If you're driving after a few beers Eat some cough drops to mask the beer breath. Maybe your swerving because you got the flu

If you're driving after a few beers Eat some cough drops to mask the beer breath. Maybe your swerving because you got the flu  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want her to see your pc screen tell her you're buying her a present

If you don't want her to see your pc screen tell her you're buying her a present  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having a bad day Then tomorrow will surely be better

If you're having a bad day Then tomorrow will surely be better  Actual Advice Mallard
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