Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't know how to respond when people actually listen to you Don't Talk!

If you don't know how to respond when people actually listen to you Don't Talk!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you talk about how much you don't have an ego You have a huge ego

If you talk about how much you don't have an ego You have a huge ego  Actual Advice Mallard

Being there is 90%

Being there is 90%  Actual Advice Mallard

Didn't have time to shave today? Better apply some hair product so you won't look totally haggard.

Didn't have time to shave today? Better apply some hair product so you won't look totally haggard.  Actual Advice Mallard

candles will burn longer and drip less if placed in the freezer a few hours before using

candles will burn longer and drip less if placed in the freezer a few hours before using  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want special attention from the bartender, leave cash tips We don't look at the credit slips until later, and won't know to hook you up.

If you want special attention from the bartender, leave cash tips We don't look at the credit slips until later, and won't know to hook you up.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to explore creepy doors in the woods. You should do research on that area. Haven't you ever seen Supernatural?

If you're going to explore creepy doors in the woods.  You should do research on that area. Haven't you ever seen Supernatural?  Actual Advice Mallard

drink 2 glasses of cool water 10 minutes before any meal the extra volume in your stomach will prevent you from overheating

drink 2 glasses of cool water
10 minutes before any meal the extra volume in your stomach
will prevent you from overheating  Actual Advice Mallard

It usually doesn't work out very well To let the girl come after.

It usually doesn't work out very well To let the girl come after.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you drop the soap Bend your knees and squat to pick it up

If you drop the soap Bend your knees and squat to pick it up  Actual Advice Mallard
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